- The more stable a baby appears to be, the more likely he will "crump" that day.
- The nicer the parents, the sicker the baby.
- The likelihood of bronchopulmonary dysplasia (BPD) is directly proportional to the number of physicians involved in the care of that baby.
- The longer a patient is discussed during rounds, the more certain it is that no one has the faintest idea of what is going on or what to do.
- The sickest infant in the nursery can always be discerned by the fact that he or she is being cared for by the newest, most inexperienced nursing orienteer.
- The surest way to have an infant linger interminably is to inform the parents that death is imminent.
- The more miraculous the "save," the more likely that you will be sued for something totally inconsequential.
- If they are not breathin', they may be seizin'.
- Antibiotics should always be continued for ____ days. (Fill in the blank with any number 1-21.)
- If you cannot figure out what is going on with a baby, call the surgeons. They won't figure it out either, but they will sure as hell do something about it.
NeoBlog
Kareem El-bassiouny
Sunday 3 July 2011
Spitzer's laws of neonatology
Tuesday 14 June 2011
Saturday 19 March 2011
Friday 25 February 2011
hi everybody,
i am preparing for presentation about neonatal fungal infection and while googling i found this nice link
Fungal Infections in Preterm Infants
http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/980487-overview
anybody had discussed such issue before?
i appreciate any support
i am preparing for presentation about neonatal fungal infection and while googling i found this nice link
Fungal Infections in Preterm Infants
http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/980487-overview
anybody had discussed such issue before?
i appreciate any support
Saturday 19 February 2011
3 PEARLS OF WISDOM IN NEONATAL SURGERY
1.Bubbly baby with froathy secretions from mouth choke on feeding- TEF with esophageal atresia.
2.Baby becoming blue on feeding but pink on crying - bilateral choanal atresia.
3.Newborn baby with bilious vomiting-bowel obstruction unless proved otherwise.
2.Baby becoming blue on feeding but pink on crying - bilateral choanal atresia.
3.Newborn baby with bilious vomiting-bowel obstruction unless proved otherwise.
Monday 10 January 2011
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